A surge of the desperate, or a surge of desperados. How many villains in that piece.
The Turks? For standing by and doing nothing, most likely profiting from it to an unimaginable degree.
The French? For standing by and doing little about the Jungle Camp, the successor to the camp at Sangatte in the 90s and 00s, and allowing the UK-bound migrants to congregate there, jeopardising the lives of all involved, including their own.
The EU? For falling apart and falling out in ostensibly formulating a response to the flood of people - and never speaking with one voice.
EU should go back to being the EEC, an economic trading pact, rather than a failed attempt at political unity. Another summer like 2015, and the EU will cease to exist, and David Cameron doesn't need to hold his in/out referendum, as all member states will be headed for the door.